Beard Implants and the Degradation of Man
You can buy a beard, but you can’t buy respect.
Author: Peter Mehlman
Morning Superstitions
Doing my part to try to trick the world into giving me a perfect day.
Giving Stand-Up a Try
I used to write for Seinfeld, yet here I am…a 58-year old terrified he’s aged out of modern comedy. That’s why I started doing stand-up.
Managing Expectations: My Life in Q-Tips
Peter Mehlman rations out life in front of the mirror one cotton swab at a time.
Five O'Clock 