“I’ve just given myself my first buzz.”
Grooming. In Verse.
#7… Wading in gently
Am I doing this right? Man, I never knew I had so much hair…
#6… Treading water
[Shivers] Did it just get colder in here?
#5… In the groove
… just like Agassi, man… just like Agassi…
#4… Too far to turn back
Easy around the back now, buddy – don’t take a divot.
Wait. Is my right ear bigger than my left?
Think of all the money I’ll save if I do this every month…
#1… Smooth Victory
It is done.
I’m stone naked; standing in the bathtub. I’m covered in clippings.
I’ve just given myself my first buzz.
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