“I’ve just given myself my first buzz.”

Grooming. In Verse.

#7… Wading in gently

Am I doing this right? Man, I never knew I had so much hair…

#6… Treading water

[Shivers] Did it just get colder in here?

#5… In the groove

… just like Agassi, man… just like Agassi… 

#4… Too far to turn back

Easy around the back now, buddy – don’t take a divot.   

#3… Panic 

Wait. Is my right ear bigger than my left?

#2… Rationalization

Think of all the money I’ll save if I do this every month… 

#1… Smooth Victory

It is done.

I’m stone naked; standing in the bathtub. I’m covered in clippings.

I’ve just given myself my first buzz.